Here is the list of popular and commonly used words/abbreviates in the stock market
and what they actually mean (humorously of course) :
PE           - Plunge Endless
EBITDA - Exit Before It Tumbles Down Again
QIB        - Quixotic Indian Blunder
HNI       - Has No Idea
FII         - Furious Impoverished Investors
PMS     - Pre Meditated Scam
SIP       - Suicide by Investing Patiently
Investor - Someone who is broke
Broker  - Worse off than an investor
Correction - The next day after you bought shares
Momentum Buying - The fine art of buying high and selling low
Value Buying - The art of buying low and selling even lower